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| author | Preston Pan <ret2pop@nullring.xyz> | 2026-03-16 15:23:02 -0700 |
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| committer | Preston Pan <ret2pop@nullring.xyz> | 2026-03-16 15:23:02 -0700 |
| commit | 5e25b0693432abe23ffca8fcb230f6035141ba87 (patch) | |
| tree | 28a74f6b9fc18e2afbfa586a5762e76f9f4b6c32 /404.org | |
| parent | 0547cba1e38e1cdde62c885e1b198170ef9e72bc (diff) | |
| parent | c0384ae720e2b274bfeebbc8a5303fb8a85d66d5 (diff) | |
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@@ -0,0 +1,200 @@ +#+title: You're Lost! +#+author: Preston Pan +#+description: You're looking in the wrong place! +#+language: en +#+OPTIONS: broken-links:t + +#+attr_html: :width 595 :height 746 +#+attr_html: :alt My ret2pop logo +#+caption: Nice! You found my 404 Page! +[[./img/logo.webp]] + +* Wow! +Is this an easter egg? No, it is not. You're lost, you're on the 404 page, this is obviously either your fault or +the fault of whoever sent you this link. However, you can go back to my real website using the header above, +and you can even finish reading this content. +** What Is This Content? +You know what? I'm actually going to use this page to test if all my CSS on my page is actually working. Yeah. +That's right. This webpage is actually going to make it to /production/, yet it's literally going to be used as a CSS +stylesheet test page as well. Why? I guess I'm quirky. +*** Let's do even more nested headers +Because why not? I don't have anything against them. +**** Aren't Fourth Level Nested Headers Bad Design? +Yes, probably, but you know what, we're just going to run with it. + +* Visual Eye-Candy +Do you want to see some cool code blocks, and other such visual elements? Well you've discovered just the webpage! +#+begin_src python :results output :exports both +import math + +print("hello, world!") +print("Yeah, we're going to write an amazing 404 page/504 page") +print("Okay yeah well you know") + +x = 5 +if x == 5: + print("wow code is executing") +else: + print("I have a fourth grade education") + +print(math.pi) +#+end_src + +#+RESULTS: +: hello, world! +: Yeah, we're going to write an amazing 404 page/504 page +: Okay yeah well you know +: wow code is executing +: 3.141592653589793 + +You know I can also use multiple languages: +#+begin_src nix +{ + my_attrset = { + deeply_nested_attrset = { + this_is_too_nested = { + wow_this_is_nested = { + some_string = "asdf"; + some_int = 4; + some_lambda = x: y: x + y; + some_nested_also = { + very_nested = { + aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa = { + hello = "hello"; + }; + }; + }; + }; + }; + }; + }; +} +#+end_src +Or would you like to have a mix of very long and quite short latex blocks? I can do inline latex too: $x = 5$. +\begin{align} +x = 5 \\ +y = 2 \\ +(AD^{2} + BD + C)(f)(x) = sin(\omega t) \\ +1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + \ldots n = \frac{1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5 + 6 + 7}{3} +\end{align} +Also you know what? I have some other ~display: block~ elements as well: +#+begin_quote +If I had to eat cheese, I would not be me. -- Preston Pan +#+end_quote +You know what, I could have lorum ipsum'd all of this, but instead I have written entertaining content that is almost as meaningless, you're welcome. +#+begin_example +lol, you really think this example means anything? Well, luckily for you, it does not. +#+end_example +These are really all important specialised visual elements that I use in order to style my website. Though there are also some other notable org-mode +related ones: +* TODO Wow, Look +It's a todo tag, and I can also create some other ones like this +** DONE This One is Done +Okay yeah I mean title. +** More Pill Styles :tagged: +This one is tagged. +** More Tags :thisisaverylongunbrokenstringtotestoverflowbehaviorandseewhetherthelayoutexplodesonsmallscreens: +Okay, this is reading less like a quirky 404 page now and more like i'm just testing random elements. If you've made it this far, I'm genuinely +surprised. You can see how I'm trying to break my website in real time. + +Hopefully this smoke test will have caught something in its lifetime, or else I wasted a couple hours of my life for nothing. Are /you/ lost, or am /I/ +lost? + +Anyways. I really like inline footnotes. [fn:: Maybe I should use these elements for something useful instead of just for memes, eh?] +* TODO [#A] Extremely Important Heading :urgent:work: +SCHEDULED: <2026-03-15 Sun> +DEADLINE: <2026-03-20 Fri> +CLOSED: [2026-03-15 Sun 18:00] +* Line Breaks +This line ends here.\\ +This should appear on the next line. +* Tables +In org mode, you can even write tables: +| Album | Author | Good | Description | +|----------------+---------------+------+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| +| Animals | TTNG | Y | A really great quintessential album and deeply influential in math rock. | +| Ultra Ego | Feed Me Jack | Y | A jazzy album that is also sort of indie rock, with a bit of math. Incredible artistic vision. | +| Somewhere City | Origami Angel | Y | A feel good album that does emo rock in its essence and actually does it in an innovative way. | +| Technicolor | Covet | Y | Mathy guitar with Yvette Young, a great guitarist and with amazing feel good vibes (you'd think it wouldn't be possible with mostly instrumental but it is) | +These are all great albums. See? If you've discovered something here, you haven't wasted your time! +* Other things +- I can add list elements like this. +- This seems to be a great way to test my website. +- I am making sure to test things. +* Ordered Lists +1. It should be an ordered list. +2. I should be able to parse this. +3. I am really sure that this is nonsense. +* Checkboxes +- [ ] Check number one + - [ ] Check number two (nested) +- [X] Check number three +* Links and Inline Markup +Here is an [[https://ret2pop.net][external link]], a [[./index.html][relative link]], *bold*, /italic/, _underline_, +strike+, =verbatim=, and ~code~. + +* Description List +- Org :: Powerful plaintext editing +- CSS :: The worst possible system anyone could have designed +- Nix :: An amazing language that everyone thinks is bad[fn:3] +[fn:3] This is a story for another day, but it's not that bad. The only problem is the lack of static typing. +* Some Footnotes +Here is a sentence with a footnote.[fn:2] +[fn:2] This is a footnote for testing styling. +* More Blocks +----- +Here is my very great poem: +#+begin_verse +The margins drift +The padding lies +The mobile breakpoint +Devours my eyes + +We all love CSS +It's clearly so blessed +We must all kneel +at its behest +#+end_verse +Now you wish that you read this! Also I can do magic tricks, like centering text! +#+begin_center +Centered text test. I don't even use this in my website, though. +#+end_center +* Overflow Tests +Source blocks! +#+begin_src text +this-is-a-very-long-unbroken-string-to-test-overflow-behavior-and-see-whether-the-layout-explodes-on-small-screens +#+end_src +Examples! +#+begin_example +this-is-a-very-long-unbroken-string-to-test-overflow-behavior-and-see-whether-the-layout-explodes-on-small-screens +#+end_example +Quotations! +#+begin_quote +this-is-a-very-long-unbroken-string-to-test-overflow-behavior-and-see-whether-the-layout-explodes-on-small-screens +#+end_quote +Verses! +#+begin_verse +this-is-a-very-long-unbroken-string-to-test-overflow-behavior-and-see-whether-the-layout-explodes-on-small-screens +#+end_verse +There's more where that came from! ~this-is-a-very-long-unbroken-string-to-test-overflow-behavior-and-see-whether-the-layout-explodes-on-small-screens~, +=this-is-a-very-long-unbroken-string-to-test-overflow-behavior-and-see-whether-the-layout-explodes-on-small-screens=. + +#+caption: Wide table test +| Name | Notes | +|------+------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| +| A | This is a very long table cell intended to test wrapping behavior on narrow screens and ensure the table does not become visually cursed | +| B | Short | + +| Name A | Name B | Name C | Name D | Name E | Name F | Name G | Name H | Name I | Name J | Name K | Name L | Name M | +|------------------+----------------------------------------------------------------+----------------------------------------+----------------------------+--------------------------------------------+--------+--------+--------+--------+--------+--------+---------+--------| +| lol this is text | hello world my name is preston pan, and this is a long message | holy shit this table is extremely long | Please stop this is cursed | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa | what | is | going | on | with | my | website | Please | +* Timestamps +- Active: <2026-03-15 Sun> +- Inactive: [2026-03-15 Sun] +- Range: <2026-03-15 Sun>--<2026-03-16 Mon> +- Diary-style: <2026-03-15 Sun +1w> +:LOGBOOK: +- Note taken on [2026-03-15 Sun] +:END: +* Conclusion +I've tested literally every single possible element on my website that I could think of. What a load of eye candy and random useless information! +Anyways, if you like what you're looking at, you should probably see [[https://ret2pop.net][my main website]]. |
